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Friday, September 16, 2016

Naked bike rider spotted in Annandale park

Fairfax County Police are investigating a report of a naked man riding a bicycle on the 5000 block of Wakefield Chapel Road in Annandale at around 3:44 p.m. on Sept. 15. He was observed in Canterbury Woods Park by a 63-year-old woman.

The suspect was wearing a bike helmet and had a shirt covering his face. He was described as white, in his 40s, with brown hair. 

14 comments:

  1. Probably looking for a date in this desperate wasteland.

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  2. Thanks for this info, I will definitely keep an eye out for him. You know, to help the community. Any more identifying information? Like, did they say how big the guy was?

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  3. Tonight Im driving by on Braddock road and there are all these police cars. Stopped to ask what happened. A police officer got slightly sideswiped on Braddock Road while making a call. I suggested that they do more speed patrol, they told me they were overwhelmed tonight with calls. I guess not even to protect themselves.

    Police cars getting side swiped. Is this America or Syria? County Government at work...........NOT. All those taxes, where are those funds going, clearly not for our safety.

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    1. Syria though? Come on.

      Your grasp of international events is piteous.

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    2. Just looking for another chance to complain, huh 8:40? Please, drop the hyperbole and go get yourself some perspective.

      Back to the ACTUAL TOPIC:
      I hope that the cyclist is found soon. Sounds like someone needs a lot of help.

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    3. Maybe he was lost and looking for the new temporary homeless shelter.

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    4. "Stopped to ask what happened.....Suggested they do more speed patrol..."

      Yes, the police are overwhelmed, sometimes by busybodies who nose around what could be a crime scene (risking their own safety by the side of the road, no less) and then see fit to tell them how to do their jobs. They don't need your brand of help.

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  4. I just want to know if the cyclists was a hottie?

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  5. Well at least he was

    A. wearing a helmet
    B. NOT wearing lycra.

    Seems like the anti bike folks should like this guy.

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  6. Annandale's newest superhero, the Baron-Cyclist! (see what I did there? "bare-on"; these are the jokes folks!)

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  7. Bare, brown-haired biker brazenly breaks boring sartorial conventions; brave bystander bids boys in blue to bust.

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  8. Looks like he took "Pop-UP Park" literally!

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  9. oh my hope he at least had a padded seat ..after all most seats are unforgiving even with pants on.

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  10. this would have been a sight to see. maybe he was trying to get that all over tan before hitting the nude beach.
    or he was over medicated which I have heard makes folks do these kind of things. check him for ticks!!!

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